panties ....
Now that I found underwear of the famous day I all the time it takes to cry about it .....
This afternoon I had to do all the shops in Paris ( from H & M up 'branded stores, but I avoided Pigalle .... they are not my size .... ), history of being very sure that I made the choice ...
And guide me in this perilous adventure, I put all my senses and I found the vendor who was going to spoil the last shopping .....( I saw lots of chicks ready to sell me their store but I preferred to see one who was going to undermine the morale bonus ....) ... who are passing those that matter most!
Just arrived, she took me out of THE box brides, explaining that it was the wedding season and that, inevitably, there 's had not all models ( well yes it's great run in September as the month to join, we've already done the deed when buying the dress and hire the boat .... eventually marry in summer it has-been .... September and must choose his time rotting, its cold and rain! ) but she would find my happiness ( you talking about me my happiness that day it will be remove my clothes and tell me that everything went well ... but hey, it's not my girlfriend and I want to shorten, so my farm and I smile ...) and especially that of man because "it was his day" ( his blurb has lasted for 1 minute that I did not know if I had to cry or scream ..... finally she kills OUF ) ... passing it does not know, but right now the man is every day, "his day". Chuis ... not sure he loves as much as she wants to have us believe ....
short, spent his bad selling point with two bullets, she shows me things that even my grandmother would never have dared ( if, by showing these models, she thinks the man it is mainly to enable him to sleep a full night .... Madame is too good ....) and told me proudly that the mark which I have before me the models are specifically for women as she and I (information taken : big ...).... and when I try to give my opinion on the Baby-Dry 'that I have here (and believe me in Pampers I mastered!) she explains that for me - who do not 38 ... in the text - no need to emphasize the silhouette .... BUT it's extra roundness and men love and that we should not have complex ... ( you speak, I rehash my dessert of chocolate yesterday afternoon and Tuesday night ... I hate!)
But
voila, I prefer ( she listens to me or should I cry ?) a model with little cloth fabric ( not good for my generous morphology dixit ... my new enemy day) and plenty of lace ( finally, because it's not full of 38 .. But there is not much much anyway) .. .. which costs an arm ( and arms, I have two and I've left ...)... suddenly, voila than big fat tasteless, I go to super fashionista sub clothing ..... who will release the equivalent of two months' salary for an Indian driver in 30 seconds ....
Yeah, I bought her Zlip .... and man did not like ....