(A maVanou! ...)
When you read newspaper articles and other sociological studies on chicks at work and the inequalities they experience what it is all green revolt! ( and reading the article in "Challenge" this week has brought her to the building ) ... then we find ourselves in an office with women ... and here we understand ( the difference between theory and practice )........ I'll tell you the story of an ordinary story of chicks ( any resemblance to reality would be very normal indeed fortuitous ... .)
Since I returned from my vacation 'Sir-Madam', I mean that it stirs around me ... a gift going on .... and as it's supposed to be a surprise whisper around me (some whisper when even aloud ) ... and is prepared BOMBINETTE TEA!
And the one to light the fuse I reserved sacred surprises before the announcement of the distribution of the gift, here it tells me who would not participate, history (I quote) 'does not [me] any illusions about my colleagues' (ambience, atmosphere ...), then explain it to harass them to get the alms before tell me that he However, there was not enough to offer me what could please me - I chose a toaster or a duvet cover ( actually one of my colleagues told me my 20th mug of Starbucks, direct from Nicosia, just the package of my chocolate bars RitterSport YES ... Then I had this made me happy: a tea - a good book and good chocolate nirvana !! ) ... because everyone knows I have expensive tastes!
me like a fool I just forgot to tell him that I did not ask ( neither the gift nor gossip ...) ..... suddenly, I also when things calmed has taken the lead with his colleagues who had got wind of his comments brief .... I did as if I were a guy .... I have calmed the game ...
And the conversation last night I was comforted in the idea that the ladies, after a certain age - one where they have enough control over their husbands to take their frustration and that the blow they take revenge in the office, on those (bibiche so) that allow them to shrink the economy - immmmmmense have a need to vent ( to blame hormones in madness and loss of neurons ) and that everything is as good in the pig and there Medium to average for decision-head ... they shoot at anything that moves ... and cause the same movement ( and it was searched in vain last night we came to the conclusion that simplissime guys .... do not sweat nor their wives, their kids, their friends, colleagues. ... well it's just 10000% female ... Unfortunately by !)
Except this morning I was not playing I'm going to paint-baller-but ... mode stress and was not for me: from Julius Caesar who had decided to blow its temperature records of the season and my little intervention of the day (ambulatory but I was still scared ... ) I was a bit tense as a string (and poet !)....
So when she arrived with its share of dirty laundry ( and not even washed the family. ..) to tell me that:
1 / n those had not participated did not like me (in French in the text ... and I'm saying that I am not here to be loved ... it looks weird when you have asked for anything) - of time that their name is not on the card is not a sign enough FORT
2 / should not I invite these people to my pot ( too late, the invitations are ... too bad! ) ... super easy to tell people we do not invite them because we are not supposed to know they did not want to participate but we feel good that they do not like us ....( and yes in my spare time I am also Madame Irma- the-job!).
I finished by explaining that there is no decep7ion at work ( should we do nothing but respect .. yes I know I speak !) And I n 'not invite people for a gift ( also those I dislike, I do not invite them is .... Vana :)))) not it but just to share a good time ....( given the uncertain days that 'good' is the right word )
And then the drama: We ended up in the middle of a war interstellar ( and then it's not as if we had a job, it was just time to take the lead on how to cut hair in four ..) crisis with tears, tears, bad faith and paranoia, all the costumes and makeup ... the works (except that had forgotten to put the camera on ) ... Including phrases cults ( in-dis-pen-sa-ble for posterity Film ): Loss of time to find the gift (an envelope) and the wickedness of people - especially me, who have decided to get married ... I'm an ugly boo! - (in fact it is people all very Machiavellian, but until now we did not know ... like how 'on' is an idiot ....).
This great anything allowed me to test my voice and partitions ( bin at home, the walls are thin ...) ... Cancel the pot, their make their gift and leave my catch phrase 'talk to my hand'....
So, I may not forget my return ... I Madam took 20 years in the gums ... so that I not raise my menopause ( not sure that man is ready and in the office there is a shortage of psychologists !)
( Anne, I my purse in one of our conversations would be well for this ticket there ... waiting for your agreement !)
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